As one of my favorite comedians, Chris Rock, once said: "Back in the day, a pork chop would kill you! Now, pork's your FRIEND." I dreamed last night of pulling package after package of opened bacon from the meats drawer of my refigerator. I thought to myself, "How much bacon does one person need?" It reminded me of the SNL skit featuring Ed Grimley and Tina Turner where she calls to borrow oranges but his cupboards are filled with nothing but onions, sending Ed into a frenzy. Thank you, refrigerators, for making my dreams of pork come true!
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Why I'm Grateful For Refrigeration
As one of my favorite comedians, Chris Rock, once said: "Back in the day, a pork chop would kill you! Now, pork's your FRIEND." I dreamed last night of pulling package after package of opened bacon from the meats drawer of my refigerator. I thought to myself, "How much bacon does one person need?" It reminded me of the SNL skit featuring Ed Grimley and Tina Turner where she calls to borrow oranges but his cupboards are filled with nothing but onions, sending Ed into a frenzy. Thank you, refrigerators, for making my dreams of pork come true!
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