Thursday, March 13, 2008

12 of 12 March 08



5:57 AM - Another late start on the 12th. I really need to balance my sleep schedule. Here's a beauty tip for all you curly-haired folks out there: scrunch with your towel, never rub!



6:42 AM - This is my favorite pose that Pepper pulls. I think he looks like a fat old man. Sometimes he even watches TV from this position. That's always entertaining.



7:02 AM- My building has caught on fire twice in the past few months, so the management is holding fire safety classes. Notice, too , the saving energy seminar. You know what would be more energy efficient? Replace the building's single pane glass windows and metal sashes with proper windows. That might work.



9:51 AM- It seems as if my job is an endless cycle of phone calls and paperwork if you just go by my 12 of 12. Take a long last look at my sunny beautiful office. I'm being evicted in April. Don't ask.



11:47 AM- The cafe on the first floor of our building is finally open. With the $2 in my wallet, I buy lunch. I chew slowly because it's teeny.



5:18 PM- On my way to meet my book club for dinner. We never read books, just gossip and drink. We're trying the 11th Street Lounge in Clarendon. I've heard good things.



6:14 PM- Finally! I got lost on my way. I'm surprised when I go in at how narrow the restaurant is. It looks really cute and cozy. Best of all, it's half price burger night!




7:39 PM
- I forgot that you can still smoke in VA restaurants, and the evening ends in a cloud of fumes that will follow me to the car.



8:37 PM- Great minds think alike as GMiller and I take simultaneous photos of one another.



8:50 PM- It continues to surprise me that I'm so happy to come home to my handsome husband to be. The world falls away for a few moments with his kiss.



9:28 PM- My other handsome fellows can't keep his paws off me as we watch TV.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I Hate My Crappy Ad Firm

They are the worst ad firm I've ever dealt with. They have no concept of customer service, and their work is so sub par, there are no words. I wish I had hired them so that I could fire them. The best thing about working with them is that after I get two more ads developed, I'll never have to deal with them again, Hallelujah!

Let me illustrate the ways in which these knuckleheads have disappointed me.
1. Selling building democracy in developing countries with with machine guns and cigarettes. Literally. The sell sheet had an American soldier with a machine gun holding a cigarette. "Welcome to my country, I'm here to kill you. Sorry, I meant YOUR country. Of course it's your country. I'm still here to kill you. Bullets or cancer. Your choice."

2. Selling driving simulation training to the trucking industry by telling them to "crash and learn". Also, the simulator was pictured in a median strip... as if it fell off of a truck. GAH!

3. Suggesting that we develop a direct mail piece for our campus security assessment program and sending it out a few days after a university nutjob racks up a serious body count, while the incident is still "top of mind" with campus cops. Hey, why not show up at the funeral and hand out fliers? That'll really get 'em!

4. Sending text with typos and misspellings, when they were provided with error free copy. FIVE TIMES!

They suck.