Friday, March 30, 2007

Grocery Store ZOMBIES!

People, this is a plea from an efficient shopper to the aisle cloggers, the diagonal cart-parkers, the aimless wanderers, the unattended children and the "visiting a grocery store as part of my 'off the beaten path' discovery walk" tourists. Move to the right or left of the aisle and STAY THERE! The center of the aisle is for moving traffic. Do your pondering over which can of freakin' stewed tomatoes you're going to buy in the breakdown lane and let traffic through.

George Romero could shoot a horror movie in the Alexandria Trader Joe's and not have to hire any actors. It's already full of the Living Dead. DANG!

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